#roleplay blog.

[thethirdlotusprince]

Sir, respectfully, you sound like you got hit by a bus

Im not neaf sny steests

No bus cam hit me

[kirk-hammett-bl0g]

Eyeballs!

[call-me-pup2]

If you don't fuck the creampie deeper what are you even doing?

[prokopetz]

Look, you'll get no argument from me about the various problems inherent to the popular conflation Dungeons & Dragons as a corporate brand with the tabletop roleplaying hobby as a whole, but yelling at people on Tumblr for tagging all tabletop RPG posts with "#dungeons & dragons" probably isn't going to be terribly productive, given that this is a website where – in my experience – a non-trivial number of people tag tabletop RPG posts as "#video games" because they can't be arsed to make a second tag.

[yoursinsandpunishment]

[tonyzaret]

[sherlock-c0rn]

*Throws turtle at you*

Take this baby, it's your sibling now!

EUAGHH!!!!

[the-rubber-band]

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

[de-dpool]

i ‘fw miku heavy’, as my fellow gen z say!

[thethirdlotusprince]

It's happened twice now. I've been told that what I am currently and have experienced isn't... right.

I am currently 'grounded.' I'm not being made to work during this time, which is relaxing. I'm even being fed this time, three meals a day. I haven't been given a task to complete so I can be forgiven, though I do wish to write a letter to the person I lunged at.

Yet even though I've told them this, they are saying I've been... tortured. Which I can't understand.

[thethirdlotusprince]

himosecual

Wait... you said he's your friend...

So like what do you like about him as a friend?

And if you say nothing... then uh... I'm telling Mk

AS A FRIEND, exactly, thank you.

In an effort to answer you genuinely, I won't shout.

I like his optimism. He's always smiling and even when it seems like he might die for the 400th time, he tries to look on the bright side.

He likes to laugh. I like his laugh, and his jokes. And his eyes, I like his eyes. Merciful Guanyin, he's got beautiful eyes-

NEVERMIND I'M NOT ANSWERING THIS ANYMORE!

[call-me-pup2]

Tell me how perfect my pussy is as you pound into me

[prokopetz]

Of course, now that I'm on Bluesky the real challenge is going to be figuring out how to cram a complete, playable tabletop RPG into three hundred characters.

[carpekoii]

[thethirdlotusprince]

You're meant to be in isolation.

How did you escape. Where did you get to.

Hello everyone! It's me!! The May0r!! It's so wonderful to be back in Megapolis again after my impromptu leave. But I assure you I am here to stay forevermore! I thought that making this cozy little blog would allow all my followers to share their opinions and influence to those around them. And allow them the joy of getting to know who's in charge of the beloved city~ I look forward to meeting you all!~ The mayor of megapolis city will not be handling any press conferences or publicized events for the foreseeable future. All further comments regarding past incidents involving the city and or the world ending will be handled privately. - S